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  • Aug. 29th, 2005 at 5:15 PM

Your Fortune Is

Cow with no legs, ground beef.

Just so you know...

  • Jul. 25th, 2005 at 11:37 AM

My corner of the dispatch office (ie, my corner of the world from 9:30-3:00) rocks the box!

Between me and BethAnn, and then torturing the SToooooPid Bois... yeah, it rules!

The only way it could get anymore silly/fun this morning is if we had a frisbee, or nerf basketball, or maybe even an inflatable beach ball to toss around!

Whoot

check me out!

  • Jun. 30th, 2005 at 10:53 PM

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.

neat..

  • Jun. 16th, 2005 at 12:22 PM



What Your Dreams Mean...






Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.

You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.

Overall, you are very content in your life.

Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.

You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.



Neat way to pass the time..

  • May. 30th, 2005 at 5:33 PM

Interviewed by [info]nightlywanderer

1. If like is just a game, what games do you play and are you going to win and why?
If life is just a game, then for me it would twister! Cause I am constantly trying to achieve balance while straddling different worlds

2. Do you rub rhubarb? If you do, do you like rubbing the rhubarb and aftewords do you make a pie out of it.
Hrm? Rubbing rhubarb? If that is in reference to masturbating.. then, of course I do! I have probably one of the most amazing sex drives of anyone I know.. And do I make pies out of it? Yeahh.. Not so much!

3. What is the least important thing about you that you still want me to know?
I can play a regular drinking straw like an instrument! Really!

4. What is the one wish you have?
To one day be loved.. truly, madly, deeply loved by a worthy man.. the kind of love that someone is willing to die to honor and protect

5. Give me one quote you cherish.
Saol gan leithscéalta, grá gan aiféalaí

And now- the process:

1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions and leave the answers as comments on my blog.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

Must fly into the light..

  • May. 28th, 2005 at 9:41 AM

You Were Actually Born Under:
You are quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you.
A bit greedy, you tend to go after what you want - with success.
Clever, you seek out knowledge... and eventually use what you know to your advantage.
You are very loyal, and you treat your real friends like they are family.

You are most compatible with a Dragon or Monkey.
You Should Have Been Born Under:

Full of spunk, you are the original party animal.
You bring fun, activity, and stimulation to any event.
Self-control is not one of your strong points; you have been known to over indulge.
Cheerful and energetic, you can turn the most boring thing into something fun.

You are most compatible with a Rat or Dragon.

Make me smile!

  • May. 21st, 2005 at 4:08 PM

I am hosting a challenge! It is "let's see who loves me enough to make the cutest icon" time!  These are pics of the cutest flip flops ever made! I am now the proud owner of them.. (yes, these are pictures of me wearing them) I want icons with something cute/witty/funny/or just plain silly on the icon!

Ok... ready, set.. GO!

here's the cutest flip flops EVA!  )

The Lost Dr Seuss Poem

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss and all the rest.


I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.


I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.


I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!

Even funnier cause I am 'the size queen'...

  • May. 21st, 2005 at 8:43 AM

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"Wanna play with my 12-inch wookie?"


But I love to cuddle .......

  • May. 21st, 2005 at 8:39 AM

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line


"Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."


Use the Force ...

  • May. 20th, 2005 at 7:28 AM

This was the advice given to me today (by Sam) when trying to pull jeans onto a damp body!

It struck me as funny enough to share!


I hate rainy Fridays! I'm just sayin, is all...

Woman..

  • May. 18th, 2005 at 8:02 PM

She's an angel in truth, a demon in fiction~
A woman's the greatest of all contradiction
She's afraid of a cockroach, she'll scream at a mouse
But she will tackle a husband as big as a house.

She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse.
She'll split hsi head open and tehn be his nurse.
And when he is well and can get out of bed
She'll pick up a teapot and throw it at his head

She's faithful, deceitful, keen-sighted and blind
She's crafty, she's simple, she's cruel, and kind
She'll lift a man up, she'll cast a man down (damn right)
she'll make him her hero, her ruler, her clown

You fancy she's 'this', and you find that she's 'that'
For she'll play like a kitten and then fight like a cat!
In the morning, she "does"; in the evening, she "don't"
And you're always expecting she will, but she won't!

I am all kinds of spooked out!

  • May. 17th, 2005 at 10:06 PM
grooviegirl
My man cat (Spaz) is sitting on the end of my bed..

Fixated on the area right where my pillows lay..

Watching something (or someone).. and it is occasionally moving off the bed, and back onto it.

I think perhaps I will sleep on the couch tonight..

Spooked out much? You betcha!  That cat can see something I can't..

Grrrr..

  • May. 15th, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Love the sound of jets! Being the "sound of freedom" and all......

But fucking God! The air show is going on over here at Langley Air Force Base, and my windows are rattling!!!!!

Ggrrrrr.....

Well said!

  • May. 15th, 2005 at 9:01 AM

Create like a God, Command like a king, Work like a slave!
~Constantin Brancusi

whaddya think?

  • May. 13th, 2005 at 2:12 PM

It is 2:15pm, and I just spent quite a while calling rec centers/ymca's pricing childcare!

Should I feel guilty cause my boss doesn't give a crap?

Life is good!

wow.. Over Sexed Pussy Pants is a slob?

  • May. 13th, 2005 at 12:24 PM


Your Deadly Sins



Lust: 40%

Greed: 20%

Pride: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

Hrm...

  • May. 9th, 2005 at 6:46 PM

Began drinking vodka sours just after dinner about an hour ago..

Decided to shut up the voices in my head! (apparently they are Irish too, and can be appeased with alcohol)

Drunken ramblings to come.. I can feel it gathering..